Modern Life is Comfortable (But Full of Horrors)

by No Masters

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violentmeals I remember my grandmother asking to listen to whatever music it was that i had on my headphones back in 1987 (Falco?) and i let her listen and she said that she liked it very much.
I cant imagine she would have the same reaction to this music.

licensethefan It's like Gescom's Minidisc for the social media apocalypse. Two middle fingers up. Favorite track: Mental Health Championship.

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	1.	Junior Mindfulness Club 02:56
	2.	Lifestyle Projection 00:47
	3.	PTFA 01:04
	4.	Real Life 00:33
	5.	Audi 1 00:45
	6.	Smarter, not Harder 00:40
	7.	Wellness 01:09
	8.	Aspirational TikTok Search History 00:58
	9.	Drowning in it 01:03
	10.	Aesthetic Dental 00:59
	11.	Outstanding OFSTED 00:16
	12.	Favorable Crime Stats 01:15
	13.	Catchment 01:18
	14.	Audi 2 00:38
	15.	Cockapoo 00:41
	16.	Positive Parenting Models 01:54
	17.	Advanced Housebuilding/Better Outcomes 01:43
	18.	Salaryman Surprise 00:30
	19.	Fear is a Great Motivator 01:48
	20.	Waitrose or Die! 00:45
	21.	Mental Health Championship 00:56
	22.	Trophy Kids 01:05
	23.	Ironic Residential 00:43
	24.	Life Hacking 00:36
	25.	Home Delivery Service 01:13
	26.	Apex Career Smasher 02:04
	27.	Shopping 01:15
	28.	Parking Spaces Complaint Thread 02:00
	29.	Audi 3 00:53
	30.	Turkish Grill 01:10
	31.	Obligatory Dadaism Namedrop 01:00
	32.	Weekend Sports 01:44

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Just like life, all these tracks are short and mostly unpleasant.

Because none of you can concentrate on anything for more than a minute.

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released March 12, 2024

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No Masters UK

Low fidelity homemade electronic music.

All tracks performed, recorded and mixed at home, then uploaded directly to you. No mastering, no labels and no pissing about.

Proudly made in the East Midlands.

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